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TheStevenWeber

@TheKergie It's not coughed up, merely used in the production of consonants. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to TheKergie
@Zanna85 That's just NBC's subliminal marketing scheme. Still works after all these years? about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Zanna85
Woe be to French or Hebrew speakers if there's ever a phlegm shortage. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Hey, NRA: if every citizen carrying a gun means safer streets, then by extension every passenger on a plane should be able to carry a bomb. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
While professionally Rex Harrison "talk-sang", privately he often "sing-talked". about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
That John Davidson has more dimples than a golf ball (or my Aunt Kathy's thighs when she sits on a bench wearing short-shorts). about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Had The Beatles worn more conventional haircuts, they're cute moniker would have been The Crew Crew. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
In a show of humanity, I will sometimes weep into the open mouth of a thirsty stranger. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
I like to think that in some alternate universe, the lower halves of Mt. Rushmore's presidents are kicking & dangling nervously in mid air. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
If God didn't want sodomy, He wouldn't have made the poop-pipe so aesthetically inviting. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
In the valley of the eunuchs, Lance Armstrong is king. about 3 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
The play area ball pit at Hooters has a sour/musty thing going on. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@RKREDD Brilliant. Elvis is my favorite. Thanks... about 9 hours ago via web in reply to RKREDD
@RKREDD Done... about 11 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to RKREDD
@RKREDD and also, though the moronic trolls would of course disagree, the left is often too hard on its own, even when strategically bad to. about 11 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to RKREDD
@RKREDD It"s almost as if everyone is cowed by the right. Once bullied always scared... about 11 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to RKREDD
@RKREDD No, you're not wrong. It seems that even HuffPo plays the media game sometimes... about 11 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to RKREDD
@SarahKSilverman Is Dice Clay sleeping over? about 11 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to SarahKSilverman
@RKREDD I have no sway with them. Anti biz? Oh, you mean because they think there should be oversight and regs that benefit employees? about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to RKREDD
Speaking of Jan Brewer, maybe those beheadings were just seniors without health care dealing with melanoma as best as they could. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

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Name Steven Weber
Location Los Angeles, California
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Bio New York born actor, best known for Wings, Studio 60 and many other shows, movies and theatre.